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Seriously??? Caller: ‘I’m hammered…come get me’ LOL!

October17

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This is so damn funny, I can’t stop laughing about it…

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http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4191/is_20070310/ai_n18714162

Caller: ‘I’m hammered…come get me’
Gazette, The (Colorado Springs),  Mar 10, 2007  by ANDREA BROWN THE GAZETTE

Was he high?

He described his car. He dropped clues about where he was. He gave his name. And he told police to catch him if they can.

Police said Colorado Springs motorist Alexander Craig called them about 10 times between 8:30 and 11 p.m. Thursday, taunting them in a citywide game of cat-and-mouse that lasted about three hours.

“He called 911 and said, ‘I’m hammered…come get me,’” Colorado Springs police Sgt. Rob Kelley said.

Toxicology results for drugs were not released Friday, but Kelley said Craig, 21, was “obviously high” on something, based on his volatile demeanor. Kelley said alcohol wasn’t a factor.

Police tracked Craig’s call locations using his Verizon number.

“When we got there he was gone,” Kelley said.

The taunting grew worse.

“He said we need to try harder to find him. He said he couldn’t believe he hasn’t been caught yet,” Kelley said.

About 20 officers were involved in the quest. After nearly two hours, Craig found them.

He approached squad cars at Palmer Park and North Academy boulevards.

“He drove up to us,” Kelley said. “He pulled up in front of us.”

He identified himself and invited the officers to get him — then got back into his 1998 white Ford Escort and sped away, police said.

“He drove like a maniac,” Kelley said.

A police helicopter followed Craig north around the Briargate area — while his driving skills went south.
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Kelley said Craig turned off his headlights. He drove on the wrong side of the road. He ran red lights.

He narrowly missed hitting a car in an intersection on Academy Boulevard near Chapel Hills Mall.

By then, patrol officers had resumed their pursuit.

Craig finally stopped in the parking lot of the Albertsons store at 1710 Dublin Blvd.

“The car was overheating from jumping medians. It was leaking fluids and had a flat tire,” Kelley said.

“Those Ford Escorts are not made to run like that.”

Craig wasn’t ready to give up, though.

Kelley said Craig, on foot, charged an officer. Police used a Taser to subdue him and took him to the El Paso County Criminal Justice Center, where he was being held Friday night.

He was arrested on suspicion of vehicular eluding, DUI and resisting arrest, with the bond for each charge set at $1,000.

Craig does not have a criminal record in Colorado, according to court documents.

The chase has police shaking their heads.

Intoxicated drivers usually try to stay under the radar, Kelley said.

“For somebody to call us — that’s a first in 20 years I’m aware of,” he said.

CONTACT THE WRITER: 636-0253 or andrea.brown@gazette.com

CS Indy cover – brings back memories!

October12

 

OMG!  This cracks me up!

Give us any chance, we’ll take it
Give us any rule, we’ll break it
We’re gonna make our dreams come true

Doin’ it our way!

Shopping on Colorado Avenue with the West Side Moms!

October12

It was so great to shop with everyone there – to get instant feedback out of the dressing room.  And Jamie bringing us things to try  thumbsup

Eve’s Revolution was awesome!  The Eve and Diane were super nice.  They had snacks and drinks (Cabernet, Chardonnay and Perrier) set out. 

I was so afraid that it would be “boutique” pricing (a la Terra Verde), and was glad to find cute stuff for very reasonable prices.  They did have some boutique priced stuff, but also clothes that were 25%, 50% and 75% off

I tried on about 12 things, and bought 3. 

1) A dressy Cache top for going out – $18.00
2) A very flattering Sweet Pea top for every day $28.80
3) A cute denim skirt with gold embroidery – $21.60

I spent more on the Sweet Pea top and denim skirt than I normally would, but I just had to have them.  And I know I will wear them.  This just might be my favorite new store.

Personal Velocity
Hillary was great, and came to hang out with us later.  She had cookies and red and white wine for us as well.

I didn’t find any clothes (size 12 and up), but I got an awesome pair of red Tsonga shoes for $16.  Super cute and comfy.    There were lots of bags and shoes there.  I’m still thinking about a nice green tote that would hold my laptop in a pretty way for $29.

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I forget the owners name,  blush but she was really friendly and just loves loves loves her store.  She had great stories about a lot of the pieces and a lot of enthusiasm.  She had cookies and wine, too.

This is a vintage store.  The shoes were teeny tiny, and the prices were a little higher than the other shops.  I saw some cute things, but other than the shoes, nothing that compelled me to try it on. 

Shoegasm
This place had some super funky shoes.   Most pairs were out of my price range, but I’m cheap and generally don’t spend more than $20 for a pair a shoes – $30-$40 if I *have* to have them.  This felt more like a regular store, with a great selection of colors and sizes.

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Marci was great.  She held a door prize drawing for us, and as karma would have it, Johanna won the prize!  A free article of clothing!  So cool.  She had snacks and wine for us, too.

She had lots of gift items and jewelry, including some made by one of my clients, Megan Bassett (www.mbglassdesigns.com).  Some really great shoes, but none in my size pout  And cute baby stuff, too – great for gifts.

All in all, a great night of shopping.

Afterwards, we walked over to Thunder and Buttons for food and drink.  It was loud, but the food was good.  Their meat comes from Ranch Foods Direct, and the burger I had was awesome (although I really wanted sliders, but they were out!).  The coleslaw was loaded with horseradish, and the chili cheese fries were yummy. And my margarita was very tasty and refreshing. 

After all the wine and drinks, we were all a little tipsy.  Later we went upstairs and danced to the blues band that was playing. 

We headed out around 10:30 PM – Dani took some of us back to our cars (I sat in Auri’s carseat  giggle)

Definitely a fun night!

I really do rub off on him!

September29

Hmmm, maybe I’ve been uber gung ho about the routines and organization lately.

(For those who don’t know – Zander refers to his loveys, which are assorted pillowcases, as baba.  Obviously he was never attached to a bottle as baby, but he loves his blankies)

Yesterday, Zander says, “The baba on the chair is my daytime baba.  The baba on my bed is my nighttime baba”

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My new favorite show – Weeds!

September5

OMG – I watched all 6 episodes from the first disc of the first season tonight.

HIGH FRICKIN LARIOUS!!!

Love it!

Back from New York!

June3

After a late breakfast with our friend Sheri, Candy and I went SHOPPING!  So much more fun when it’s just us.  H&M is very reasonably priced. I paid just $30 for one dress, and another one for $14 on clearance.

After shopping, we came back to the apt, then had a SCRUMPTIOUS dinner at Frank Italian Restaurant.  Afterwards, we went to the salon – and had reflexology foot massage done at 8:30 PM at night.  Then Candy got a full body massage, and I got a pedicure and 20 minute back massage.  Instead of closing down a bar, we closed down a salon!  rofl We were the last clients there.

AAAHHHHHH  Grin

Then we went to the grocery store and picked up snacks – we each got our own pint of Häagen-Dazs.  We got back to the apt, and were totally psyched that no one was home.  I broke my tv hiatus.  We channel-surfed a while, and then just picked out a VHS movie from their stash – The Love Letter.

One by one the roommates came home while watched our movie.  Then we chatted for a while, and went to bed. 

Saturday morning, we got up, hung out, then had a late breakfast, and came back in time for our friend to take us to the airport.  A short, but fun little trip.  thumbsup

Live from New York! Part 4

June1

Wow. Just dropped some serious cash at H&M – 2 dresses, 3 pairs of shorts, 1 pair of capri pants and a silky halter top. Yahoo!

The humidity here is UNBELIEVABLE. I just took a shower and now I’m just sweating again. YUCK.

We’re going to find a nice place to eat dinner and maybe have a late night pedicure. The salon on the corner is open until 10 PM!

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